Impala-Lord

He was a cat. There was no getting around that. Your husband, Tony Stark, was a cat living through a human. Just look at him! All curled up, head in your lap, his fingers messing with your shorts as you read a book. Not to mention his beard could double up as whiskers. And he was so cute! With his big brown eyes, cute little smile and the way he curled up on your side, leaving little kisses and snuggling up to you. It was so god damn adorable. So god damn adorable! You doggy-eared your book and ran your fingers through his hair, simply gushing when he looked up to you with a little smile. Did he try to be cute? There was no way, t

They were rivals since birth, it seemed. Which made sense, considering the companies each of their parents owned were technically rivals as well, though the Stark 's and the (Last Name)'s got along perfectly and were actually the best of friends. But unfortunately, it was the reverse of the Capulets and Montagues. They hated each other since they were old enough to walk and talk. Tony would tease how he was older, to which (Name) would retort how he was literally one day older, and that she learned how to walk first, to which he'd say he learned how to crawl first, and she'd respond she said her first word first... Yes, they were incredibl

Author's Note: Not an alternate universe, but I did change some canon stuff to make the story fit. Not like a lot of stuff, but Alby doesn't get stuck in the maze with Minho and Thomas, and Teresa hasn't arrived at the Glade yet. No, no, no. You thought, running desperately. You had gotten turned around in the maze (how stupid was that; you had been a runner for a year and a half and now you were going to die in the shuckin' thing), and now you didn't think you were going to make it to the doors before they shut. __y/n__, you suck, You mentally scolded yourself. C'mon, run just a little harder and you'll make it! You nearly sobbed in relie

"Oh - wow - Luke." (Y/N) snickered. "It looks just like you." Luke glanced over his shoulder and looked at the doll (Y/N) was holding up. The doll looked almost exactly the same - with the exception of the clothes he was wearing. Staring at it in oddity - he turned his gaze back to (Y/N) and told her, "You should put that back wherever you found it." "Aww come on Luke! Buy it for me! That way I can be reminded of you no matter where you go!" (Y/N) teased. "We can even bring it back to the ba- I mean house." (Y/N) felt proud of fixing her mess up. It would have been bad to just randomly give away that she was apart of the rebel alliance and

 Hey, if Poe and Kylo can get a lot of reader inserts, how come this little droid can't? Just some warning there's a little bit of Poe x Reader as well but not much... "Can't we keep him?" you called out to your big sister, Rey, who was already marching ahead back to your home. "(Y/n), we can't keep him. He probably belongs to someone," Rey said, turning around. You had your arms wrapped around the little BB-unit droid, awing over its cuteness and adorableness. You came across it when both you and your sister were laying against your home, discussing over the harshness of Jakku and possibly finding a job somewhere (much to your sister

“Come on Anakin, you're so slow!” you whined, smirking at your friend. “It's the way of a Jedi to take things carefully- one step at a time,” he replied, though he quickened his pace to match yours. “Yeah, but it's not our way!” you shot back and Anakin just rolled his eyes, a slight grin sliding over his features. “Just because I'm more adventurous than Master Obi-Wan doesn't mean I'll dishonour the ways of a Jedi!” he protested. You stopped short, going into a defensive crouch as you whipped out your lightsaber. It was a bright blueish-green colour, glowing and humming softly as you cast y

"What is this mess?" (Y/N) stares at the kitchen with horror. It was a complete mess. She had left it pristine clean, and when she had returned from a simple errand to the store, she had returned only to find it absolutely destroyed. The oven was tinged black as if it had been set on fire. The refrigerator was left open. The counters were littered with open bags of flour and sugar. The floor was soaked with water and milk. It was a disaster! Four boys were laughing on the floor, covered head to toe with flour and all kind of ingredients, and (Y/N) put her hands firmly on her hips. "What happened here?" Upon realizing that (Y/N) had j

“NO!” Sam shouted, his voice cracking. He couldn’t lose you. He just couldn’t. He watched as your body was devoured by flames and his skin burned where your blood had dripped onto it. His vision blurred, and- “Sam?” You mumbled, peering over at his sleeping, whimpering form. You crawled over to him, shaking his shoulders to wake him up as he continued to thrash around. “y-y/n__?” Sam asked, hands flying to your face, fingers skimming across your cheeks, making sure that you were really, truly alive. “It’s okay, it’s okay.” You murmured softly, stroking his hair soot

As Nogla danced, singing something ridiculous, Evan shouted, "Shut up!" and launched a rocket at the red lobster-creature, sending him flying. Your amused grin went mischievous. "Hey Evan." You called. When he turned, you made your character start dancing. "I got dem moves, I got dem moves, mm, what'cha gonna do?" You chanted, your character swinging her hips. "Shut up. That's annoying." He eyed you. You stopped, and when he looked away started dancing again. "You play a dangerous game, girl. I like it!" Delirious laughed. Evan turned. You stopped. When he looked away, you started dancing again. Wildcat caught on and started laughing too. "Yo

          “I think I've been sent on another wild goose chase. There's nothing here but rocks, dirt, and a ton of monsters. Hmm, maybe she wants me dead.” You nodded, agreeing with yourself. “I bet that's it. She wants to keep all the treasure to herself, that little trickster.” With a loud sigh you gave up the idea that there might be any kind of valuable items in this cave. You would have left a long time ago, if you could find your way out. Instead of an exit or treasures, you'd found horde after horde of monsters. Most of these creatures you could take care of with relative ease, but after hours